Friday, July 23, 2010

Today He Settled All Church Business

Father Zuhlsdorf had an interesting live phone discussion with Father Keyes in "Z-Chat" last night.

Then Snup mentioned Bishop Cordileone, and one thing led to another...

"Fr. Kung, you're a brother priest, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever."
"Now listen: I want somebody good -- and I mean very good -- to plant that '62 missal. I don't want Father coming out of that sacristy with just his biretta in his hands, alright?"
"But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should occur during Mass - If we hear On Eagle's Wings, Sing a New Church, or any songs from Glory and Praise, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room, and that I do not forgive. But, that aside, let me say that I swear, on the The Spirit of Vatican II, that I will not be the one to break the peace we've made here today."


belinda said...

After the meal, if anyone heads for the bathroom run for the nearest exit - and like you mean it.

Larry Denninger said...


Rachel said...

"And that I do not forgive."


Cathy_of_Alex said...

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

Cathy_of_Alex said...

Oh, what Larry said, superbly done!