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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Decaf



Somehow Satan talked some poor dummy into creating decaf and calling it good. What's the point? Does coffee really taste all THAT good? Without the buzz, what's the point? Kind of like Satan and his 1/2 regular, 1/2 decaf teaching (another blend of coffee I scratch my head at) - why settle for less?

Get the fullness of the truth in all things - Cathy's Daily Motto!

I'm sure the humanity of Jesus enjoyed a strong caffeinated drink - how many times in Scripture is He ever described as sleeping? Look at the evidence for his caffeine use right there!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

2012 Crescat Award Categories

For Miz Crescat's consideration for categories for next year's awards (in which Amentior will be robbed once again):

*Blog That Should Never Be Updated. Ever. Again.
*Blogger Least Likely to Go on Hunger Strike (when Vincenzo wins this category he has already stated he wants a year's supply of groceries)
*Best Blog By a Man Who Still Lives in His Mamma's Basement (don't kid yourself, the competition is fierce in this category)
*Best Blog for Making the Case that Medjugorje is Satan Laughing
*Blog That Can't Make Enough Reparations or Apologies for the Crazy of Its Author
*Worst Blog Representation of "Progressive" Catholicism (I can't in good conscience call this "Best")
*Blog Most Likely to Make You Ask: I Don't Know WT- They are Saying But It Sure as Hell ain't Aquinas!