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Monday, August 9, 2010

Woman starts fight over chicken nuggets



(BBC) Some people take their food seriously - but no one more than one customer at a fast-food outlet in Toledo, Ohio.

Melodi Dushane was so frustrated that she couldn't order chicken nuggets - because the restaurant was serving breakfast - that she attacked the member of staff.

On the surveillance video, Dushane, 25, appears to get out of her car and hit the drive-through employee in the mouth.

Seconds later it seems she smashes the window before driving off.

She was arrested and faces vandalism charges.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

When Ushers Attack!

Tell me if this has happened to you...

You are visiting a parish for the first time and then it's time for the Offertory/Collection and here come the ushers down the aisle and you feel that moment where you think "I wonder how they do it here" Here are a few simple steps to ensure that you will not screw it up and have the usher say "No, No, No, Give me that back!" and pretty soon you are engaged in an arm wrestling match with a 75-year old man in a 30-year old suit as you destroy the historical practice of the Offertory as it has been practiced in the parish since it was founded.

Step 1: Observe what the ushers are using for the collection.

If small baskets, watch closely to see if the basket is passed thru the pew and if the person on the end turns and starts it thru the next pew. This is what I call the "Baptist School"

If they are the long handled baskets that the usher uses to sweep 1/2 the row watch that thing so you don't get wacked in the body part when the usher pulls it back

If a deep wicker basket, look for the Baby Moses inside, his sister is supposed to be watching him.

Step 2: Observe if there are slots in it that mean the .50c you usually throw into a visiting plate is going to fall to the ground and reveal to everyone what cheap so-and-so you really are.

You can afford to travel and eat out but apparently giving to the Church was not in your budget. If you persist and it falls out, I'd leave by the side door after Mass as no one wants to meet you anyway.

With these basic rules we can all live in peace and harmony together! Have a happy summer!

Nazareth Priest on Pilgrimage

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Two Fat Ladies Cook Again!



Eating this will ensure that "Biggest Loser" will keep quality programming off the TV for decades to come. I heard even the Minnesota State Fair wouldn't consider it-mostly because the presenters failed to stick it!

Monkey Saves Puppy, But Not From China Explosion



Winston Churchill 'feared panic' over Second World War RAF incident


From The Telegraph:

"The former Prime Minister allegedly banned reporting of the “bizarre” incident, off the east coast of England, for half a century amid fears disclosures about unidentified flying objects would create public hysteria.

He is said to have made the orders during a secret war meeting with US General Dwight Eisenhower, the then commander of the Allied Forces, at an undisclosed location in America during the latter part of the conflict.
The claims are contained in thousands of pages of declassified files on UFOs, released on Thursday online by the National Archives..."

Friday, August 6, 2010

Guatemalan Flight's Data-Recording Parrot Holds Clues To Crash

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Wife Learns Of Husband's Disney Wedding On Facebook

CLEVELAND -- Dread of the unknown hung in the air as Lynn France typed two words into the search box on Facebook: the name of the woman with whom she believed her husband was having an affair.

Click. And there it was, the stuff of nightmares for any spouse, cuckolded or not. Wedding photos. At Walt Disney World, no less, featuring her husband literally dressed as Prince Charming. His new wife, a pretty blonde, was a glowing Sleeping Beauty, surrounded by footmen.

"I was numb with shock, to tell you the truth," says France, an occupational therapist from Westlake, a Cleveland suburb. "There was like an album of 200 pictures on there. Their whole wedding..."

France, 41, was not completely blindsided by her Facebook discovery, which happened in January 2009. That fall, she had grown suspicious when her husband began taking frequent business trips, even leaving the day the couple's newborn son came home from the hospital. Once, she found his passport at home when he was supposed to be in China for business.

His attorney, Gary Williams, issued a statement Tuesday saying his client is asking a family law court to declare that his marriage to Lynn was "void since its inception."

"While it appears that John and Lynda France were both under the impression, once upon a time, that they were married, the fact of the matter is that their marriage was never legally proper," Williams wrote, "and, therefore, it does not actually exist."

Lynn and John France were married in July 2005 in a seaside wedding on Italy's Amalfi Coast, having organized the event through Regency San Marino, which coordinates weddings for couples looking to get hitched in Italy. On the company's website, Lynn is still the first radiant bride whose portrait appears in a gauzy veil, the brilliant blue sea behind her.

If that wedding was a fraud, it was news to Lynn.

"If that were true, then he's lied to the IRS," Zashin says. "He's lied to insurance companies. Banks."

In June 2009, against the advice of her attorneys, Lynn France dropped divorce proceedings when her husband came home and persuaded her to reconcile.

"I just wanted to believe the good when he came to me and said, `Let's reconcile, I love you,"' she says. "You want to give somebody a second chance."

But three months ago, Lynn says she was cleaning the sink when her husband took the couple's 2-year-old son out of her arms and said he was going to give him some milk. Minutes later, she heard the car running.

"He threw them in, no car seats, no nothing, and took off," she says.

She hasn't seen her sons since. John France had taken them to Tampa, Fla., where he currently lives with his new wife and, according to his attorney, is seeking custody of their children.

Lynn France called 911, but as in most parental custody disputes, little could be done. She is in contact with the Center for Missing and Exploited Children and has a team of attorneys preparing for a court fight. Authorities have told her not to attempt to take back the children forcibly.

For Lynn, the only glimpse of her children now comes, ironically, from the same Facebook page where she found those fairy-tale wedding photos.

Until the day she can see her children again, Lynn France says she continues to text her husband, pleading with him to bring the children back to Ohio.

"The only way I've been able to see my children is on her Facebook page," she says. "It's stranger than fiction to watch this woman living my life..."

Thursday, August 5, 2010

This Evening's DA Question

True story: Saw a friend headed into the Chapel for Confession. I was just on my way out, my Absolution concluded. I said "Hey, how ya doin?"!

Yep, I'm in the Tiki Room all week!

Today only at Ax Man

We were just talking about Ax Man and now there's a coupon/groupon for it. I just bought two myself!

I dare you


to tell Dolph Lundgren, Sly's nemesis, that he's wearing pink shorts...and no socks. Talk about not ready for Mass, he's not ready for the street.

Except of course that he could kill you if you looked at him a little crazy.



I really like Dolph, who's a really smart dude, except he's Swedish and my dad's German side of the family has had a dislike of Swedes for centuries. Two words: Gustavus Adolphus.

"Lundgren was born in Stockholm, Sweden, in 1957.

He began as a weightlifter in Stockholm weightlifting club, ranking 3rd in the Sweden Junior national weightlifting championship. Lundgren holds the rank of 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin karate. He won the European championships in 1980 and 1981 as well as a heavyweight tournament in Australia in 1982. He was also captain of the Swedish Kyokushin karate team, and was a formidable challenger at the 1979 World Open Tournament (arranged by the Kyokushin Karate Organization) when he was only a green belt. In addition to Kyokushin karate, Lundgren has also studied fencing, boxing, judo, Gōjū-ryū, and taekwondo.

He graduated from the Royal Institute of Technology. He has a master's degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney (1982). He was awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1983, but he quit after two weeks to pursue acting. He speaks more than five languages: Swedish, English, German, French, Spanish, some Japanese, and some Italian. Lundgren completed his mandatory military service in Sweden at the Amphibious Ranger School. During his service at the elite marine unit (Kustjägarna), he suffered an injury which had him reassigned and separated from his unit."

Gosh, the Governor's job is available again. I hope we learned our lesson from the last time we elected a crazy movie tough-guy. However, I'd take pink shorts over a pink boa any day.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Three suns in the sky or UFOs?





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"Look! UFOs are coming!" With that cry, citizens of Leshan City saw a peculiar sight in the sky around 10 p.m. on July 26, reported by Sichuan Online.


Three round illuminated discs shined in the sky, lasting for more than 10 minutes before disappearing.


Professor Wang Sichao, from Purple Mountain Observatory of Chinese Academy of Science, said the identity of those discs still can't be determined before comprehensive analysis.


Wang explained that formation of a mock sun could be influenced by many respects, including directions of ice crystals in sky, the number of ice crystals and the number of cirrus clouds. Those ice crystals are just like prisms that could cause sunshine to bend and form a circle around the sun. However, the situation was not adequate enough in Leshan to form this phenomenon, according to Wang.


He added that the identity of those illuminations could not be confirmed after analyzing other witness reports and pictures from different locations.




By Wang Hanlu, People's Daily Online

Hump Day Haiku




The Wicked Witch is melting

Temps piping hot here
not counting solar flare-ups
apocalypse now


All together now

B-days for the kids
cake and ice cream this weekend
the count down begins


Mass dash confusion

Stylin' Catlick Ray
wishes modesty prevailed
tramps of Babylon

Cathy's Star Wars Screen Test

Japanese Game Show

Monday, August 2, 2010

Stallone Admits He Was Considered for 'Star Wars'

by Matt McDaniel

He was a scrappy underdog from Philly who got a shot at the heavyweight title. He was also a Vietnam vet out for justice. He was even a truck driver turned professional arm wrestler. But he missed his chance to be a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.

In a recent question-and-answer session with the readers of Ain't-It-Cool-News, Sylvester Stallone opened up about the roles he has played in his career, plus a few that he didn't. Most notably, he revealed that he was actually considered for the role of Han Solo in the original "Star Wars."

 Stallone was asked by a fan to confirm that he had answered a casting call for the character, and he replied, "Yes as a matter of fact I did and it didn't meet with much approval since when I stood in front of George Lucas he didn't look at me once..."

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Street Style: Catholic Edition

Deep Curtsy to LarryD who recently waded into the deep without a life jacket (Who needs one? He's got the Sacramentals!)with his post about proper attire, or lack therof, at Holy Mass.

Friends and the rest of you, many of you know that appropriate attire at Mass is a topic near and dear to my heart.I've ranted and cranked about it many times. I think I've heard just about every story there is. My all time favorite is: "What if someone is just passing by and decides to come back to the Lord?" Now, if that's true we should all give praise to God at this very minute because apparently 3/4 of the nave is full of poor souls who were just passing by the Church and suddenly decided to go to Mass! Thanks Be to Jesus!

Give me a break.

As I see the same folks week after week Mass after Mass pretty much wearing, really not wearing, the same summer "I'm heading to the bar-b-que/beach/lake after Mass" attire I'm not buying it.

Anyway, I want to introduce a new subject. Those of you who dress appropriately at Mass, what do you wear when you are not at Mass? Do you dress like a slut, a pimp, a slob as soon as Father is not looking? Be honest. How can people keep custody of their eyes and avoid sin when they are slobbering after you or saying "Good God, on what planet did she think that looked good on her?"

I think we should model our Catholic Faith at all times. We should always strive to dress appropriately; whether in Church or out of it.

That said I want to take a moment, with the help of Vincenzo, to give an example of what not to wear. Yes, his Catholicism is in full effect, but, well, Ray, I'm sorry. You know I love you but this is too much...


Disclaimer: Ray just happened to be standing near the Basilica when a certain Parade passed by. This image is in no way a statement of his sexuality. Love the hat, babe!

I'm leaving town.