Seriously, where is the drama and why bother? The bride and groom already done the deed, you dig?
William, oh, dear, is this guy even 30 yet? Talk about, uh, prematurely thin on the stovepipe! But, who noticed anyway? Once again, proof that the wedding is all about the bride as he could've showed up naked and riding a donkey and no one would've noticed.
Is Kate freaking out yet and wondering if she end up like Di?
In any case, gotta love the employment provided by the wedding. I think every gay man in Britain was put to work!